if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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