It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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