how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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