Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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