normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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