now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
either way he was missing a nipple.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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