Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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