I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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