you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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