I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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