So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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