Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I skipped work to stalk him.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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