Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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