Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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