shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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