at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
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