Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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