It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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