But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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