2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
we should paint friendship bongs
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