I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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