he shaved USA in his pubs
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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