Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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