yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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