Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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