Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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