i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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