Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Farmville is her only friend.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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