what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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