I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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