whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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