the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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