So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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