Your tits are I can't wait for
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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