I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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