Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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