Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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