Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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