do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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