what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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