I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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