Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I could have mohawked her pubes.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
