i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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