I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Randomize
