In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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