OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I need help removing her.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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