do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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