So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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