I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Randomize
