i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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