i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
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