I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Will exercising make me less horny?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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